lystn

Grab a pizza, sit back and relax as we butcher one of the most beloved franchises of all time! A sadistic kid living next to a nuclear power plant flushes his new pets down the toilet. They soon come into contact with some toxic waste and become mutated beyond recognition! Either Shredder or Splinter teaches the turtles Kung-Fu, and they fight either Shredder or Splinter to save the city from being overrun with the toxic waste! A long-lost girl turtle named Cathy joins the crew, and the turtles can't control their raging turtle hormones and end up lusting after her.. and that's literally all that happens! We also play a pulse-pounding round of Turtle Trivia! Gnarly, dude! Tune in!