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Pata Fria was given a defective vagina, Crystal used to love morning after pills and there’s a fine line between subtle enhancements and full on transformation. Crystal lasered herself a new face and loved telling everyone all about it. 
Men flirting is really cringe. Sexual dysfunction is stressful and Crystal is NOT from Steel Magnolias.

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