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One might assume Dr. Seuss is an untouchable giant of kid's fic legend. But even the Hop-on-Pop Man himself comes under fire from the internet's least-grounded reviewers, who have no respect for boundaries. Except America's boundaries; they definitely tend to be a family-separation kind of crowd. Anyway, we also find out what knock-off consoles you can buy on Amazon RIGHT NOW, unless your gift-hunting grandparents buy them all first.  And all at a dash-heavy 51 minutes! That's like two eps of Jeapordy, ya'll! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain