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The average American... do they really hold enough value to justify microchips being put in their brains in order to control them? Surprisingly, the answer is yes, but a more plausible method would be polluting Facebook with loads of fraudulent news! Enter the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, known to the world as William Henry Gates III. The man seeks only one thing in his sad, sad life; becoming best friends with Sean from 1 Minute Talk Show. Bill Gates is a little bit rough around the edges, especially considering he's trying to bring fringe back, BUT, give him a chance and maybe, just maybe, he'll redefine what it means to be super, super rich in 2020 (by not having a cocaine addiction). This episode of PMTS actually happens to be super, super rich with wonderful and emotionally gratifying storytelling! Aiden, Sean and Tyler create a surefire literary classic that stars everyone's favorite, hopeless goober, YOU! Let's hope you live 'till the end, both in the story and real life. In a cruel twist of fate, the end draws near for a dear crew and former cast member of 1MTS, Zach. For those who still remember him, thank you, cherish the memories Father Time hasn't stolen yet. As all of us have learned the hard way, don't get too attached to poor Zach, because he'll soon be heading for that long journey up to heave- I mean... college. Goodbye Zach! Don't get an STD!