Pokemon (Gotta Catch Them Alllllll)
You teach me and we teach you! Wow, hey guys, didn't see you there. What's that, you say? You want to hear about which Starter type is the best? Ha ha ha, oh you IDIOT - it's obviously fire types. The Chad Fire type can burn leaves with ease whereas the wet blanket Water type gets freaking drunk by Grass types, like a bitch. Then Fire burns up the Grass and evaporates the Water with it. Checkmate. "Oh Grass types have the best EV values" you say, lamely. Uh if I cared about values I'd become an accountant, not a Pokemon Master. Grass Pokemon Starters really be like "Oh get cut with this leaf" whereas Fire Pokemon Starters be like "burn in hell stupid tree." OWNED
