Riverdaily 307
Archie is so dense. He is so bad at being a criminal/an extra-legal man and yet he can't go one season without becoming one. Hiram may as well just sip Virgin Pina Colada's at Veronica's dumb speakeasy and Archie would probably fall headfirst down the stairs and knock himself out cold for Hiram to pick up and dump in a lake.
