S1E15 - Pothos and Drama
BANISH FROM YOUR PUNY MINDS ANY MISCONCEPTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM THE TERRIFYING POWER OF EPISODE 15--I ASSURE YOU, YOU CANNOT! AFTER BRIEFLY INDULGING ALL OF YOU WITH DARING TALES OF MY ESCAPE FROM ETERNIAN PRISON, I INDULGE YOU EVEN FURTHER BY ANSWERING YOUR INANE QUESTIONS ON-AIR! WE DISCUSS MY SHOPPING PREFERENCES! WE MENTION HOW YOU CAN APPLY FOR A MINION POSITION AT SNAKE MOUNTAIN! I EXPLAIN WHY MORNING IS NOT ONLY THE BEST PART OF THE DAY, BUT THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THE DAY! THESE AND MANY MORE PEARLS OF WISDOM AWAIT YOUR UNWORTHY EARS! AND KNOW THAT NEITHER THE IRON BARS OF AN UNJUST LAW ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM, NOR A TRULY TERRIBLE UPCOMING HOUSEGUEST, WILL KEEP ME FROM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE OF RULERSHIP! NYAHAHAHAHA! (also, stay tuned to the end for a li'l blast from the past, courtesy of yours truly
