I Like What I Like, Part 1

I Like What I Like, Part 1By, Lee“Excuse me Ms. Bunny. I know we've got business to attend to and pardon me for asking what must be a basic question, but what on earth is a rim-job?” Ms. Eunice Valentine (who goes by Snow Bunny during working hours) slowly looked in my direction, her face awash with perplexity as her eyes seemed to search my profile for a hint of sarcasm.            “Dude, really?” she asked slightly bewildered. “I know you said you were a virgin, but this is on a whole other level.”            “Hey, I warned you beforehand that 'virgin' didn't begin to describe the depths of my inexperience” I said while doubled over and awkwardly fumbling around in an embarrassing attempt to take off my shoes. Eunice 'Snow Bunny' Valentine is part of an upscale escort service in the city. The service was run completely by women who were in total control of the clients whom they choose to have sex with. In addition, each escort set the price range for each client. Although, it was made clear to each client that the base price was $1,500 – no one was fucking for free. Ms. Valentine had began undressing as we conversed, shedding the trench coat she had worn that was now soaked from the unrelenting downpour going on outside our motel suite. Underneath that wet layer of clothing was perhaps the most gorgeous sight I had ever seen: Ms. Valentine's scantily clad body. The loose pink lingerie barely clung to her full figure, giving me a nearly un-occluded view of her ample ass, globe like breasts, and a few stray pubic hairs leading to her succulent pleasure. The breath-taking view was bringing my own instrument of pleasure to life, making it stiff with the anticipation of exploring beautiful and uncharted territory. After letting my eyes take their fill of her, I managed to follow her example and began disrobing further.            “Being a virgin is no excuse for not knowing the basics. Haven't you watched porn before?” She said sounding slightly annoyed.            “Of course I have, but it wasn't like I was paying attention to the terminology. I was trying to jack off, not study for a vocabulary test” I said while folding my clothes and putting them in a corner of the room, leaving me in my boxers and black socks. Honestly, I had a pretty good idea of what a rim-job was. The only reason I was playing dumb was because I wanted one but was too nervous to ask Ms. Valentine for such a favor, so I thought I'd float the idea around and hope she'd take matters into her own hands.            “I suppose you have a point there. Fine I'll give you the gist of it; a rim-job is simply licking your partner's asshole. For added pleasure you can finger or jack your partner off depending on who you're with. Any more questions sir?” I didn't dare to ask another sex based question as the imagery from her explanation alone was nearly enough to make my erect penis spew its seed. Instead, I decided on a more prevalent question: one that had been nagging at me since I met her in the lobby.            “Just one: why do you go by Snow Bunny when you're as black as I am?” While my skin tone wasn't all that dark it was certainly far from the whiteness of snow and so was Ms. Bunny’s. Her skin was a silky light brown, like cafe mocha.            “Now that's a more valid question. I figured out a few years ago that men tend to flock towards white escorts, so the name is solely for attracting more clients.”            “I understand. Although I'm sure no man has ever been disappointed after seeing you in person. I know I couldn't be happier.” For a moment I thought my comment had made the beautiful woman blush, but she must have heard cheesy lines like that all the time.            “Why thank you. It's nice to have clients who actually want to have a conversation every now and then.” She said before crossing the room over to the bed where I was sitting, stopping right in front of me. “Before we start, please take off your socks. It's just plain tacky to have them on during sex.” That seemed a bit weird to me, but I had no problem acquiescing to her request. Once they were off, she placed her petite hands on my shoulders and plopped her pert round ass in my lap. “Now that that's out of the way, let's get to the action shall we.” It was all so intoxicating; her aroma, the weight of her body against mine, her full pink lips, pixie cut jet black hair, and those piercing brown eyes. The anticipation of making love to this immaculate woman froze me in place and damn near stopped my heart. Noticing my hesitation, Ms. Valentine decided to take matters into her own hands. “Don't worry baby. I'll handle it from here.” she said before sticking her tongue in my mouth and forcing me down onto the mattress beneath us.            ‘Holy shit this is amazing!’ I thought as Eunice explored every corner of my mouth with her tongue. I was no match for her expert mouth and had no choice but to lay there as she assaulted my amateur lips. She would pause periodically to suck my earlobe or bite the side of my neck: acts that made my dick harder than I thought it capable of being. My sultry vixen pushed up from me after a few minutes, allowing me to catch my breath.            “I'm not hurting you am I baby?” she asked, her breath a bit sporadic (a sign that our make out session was just as intense for her as it was for me).            “Not at all; this is beyond fantastic. I couldn't have asked for a better way to lose my virginity.” I was trying to regain my composure, but Eunice had my mind in complete disarray. All I could think about was how being inside of her must feel like euphoria.            “Well in that case, I should make this night extra special, starting with an in-depth lesson in rim-jobs.” These words filled my neophyte heart with pure delight. Eunice began to slide down my body, placing soft kisses on each of my nipples and licking down my hairy stomach. Upon reaching my waist, she slowly stripped the boxers down my legs, revealing my throbbing erection. She grabbed hold of it and licked around the head of my stiff member before engulfing it inside her mouth. Her tongue continued to dance around the tip of my cock while her lips massaged the shaft, sending wave after wave of pleasure through my body. It was all so magnificent. I managed to fight through the ecstasy long enough to catch a glimpse of the lustful scene. Eunice's deep brown eyes met mine as she ramped up her attempts to suck me dry. After what felt like a small eternity, she finally released my swollen manhood – which was covered in spittle and pre-come. My naughty escort then coated her fingers with the frothy mix and used it to lubricate the sensitive flesh of my anus. I couldn't help but let out a deep moan as my partner worked her thumb and forefinger in and out of my asshole, all the while still stroking my trembling erection.            “You like having your asshole fingered don't you baby?” she asked and to which I responded with another deep and uncontrollable moan. Her fingers were inching ever so closely to my prostate and I knew that I'd explode the second she came into contact with it. “Sounds like you're ready to blow. Guess it's time for that rim-job I promised.” With that, Eunice started lapping at my anus with her thick tongue while stroking my dick at an even faster pace. There was no way that I could stave off the impending orgasm that had been building and within mere seconds of Eunice's vicious tongue lashing session, I was ejaculating hot spurts of come into the air.II.“So um, pardon my asking Ms. Bunny, but I would like to know: how does it taste?” Once again, Eunice looked at me with puzzled eyes.            “Dude, just how weird are you” she asked before taking a swig from a bottle of Listerine she got from the bathroom and swishing it around. Typically, I would agree with Eunice's observation of my weirdness. I mean, I was sitting on a bed naked in a hotel room with an escort who just recently earned an extra one thousand dollars for licking my asshole (I checked the going rates for each sexual act before hand and brought enough money to cover my expenses). It doesn't really get much weirder than that. On the other hand, I also just had one of the best orgasms of my life, so being weird was turning out to be somewhat of a virtue.            “All things considered, I'd say substantially weird.” I said answering her question. “Then again, I'm not asking you to dress up in black leather and strap a leash around my neck.” (That costs three thousand dollars, which I’m sure she was aware of). Eunice went to the bathroom to gargle and spit out the mouthwash. Upon returning to the bedroom, she still wore the same tired look on her face but did have to admit that I had a point.            “Fine you weirdo. You win. If you must know, assholes really only have two flavors, shit being the first one obviously. Get with someone who doesn't have good personal hygiene and you might end up munching on a turd.” Like a juvenile, I giggled as the word 'turd' escaped her lips, to which she, like a proper adult, looked at me with disgust. I apologized and she continued. “The second flavor is musky flesh, similar to the taste of the penis or the vagina. If your partner has good hygiene habits, the experience is more pleasant. Any more questions my weirdly curious client?”            “Just two my dear escort. Firstly, do you enjoy your profession?”            “Well would you look at that, a decent inquiry. I have to say that my job is quite the unusual. I meet all different types of people who all have varying quirks and fetishes. The money is good and I'm practically guaranteed to orgasm at least three times a session, which is pretty fun as you can imagine. There are downsides too of course. It's not really a profession I can brag about to the family. Not to mention the legality of it or lack thereof. There's also the extended risk of catching a disease, even though I take all the necessary precautions. Lastly, there's always the chance of running into creeps ranging from stalkers to violent possessive types. All in all, it's a living and I live pretty comfortably because of it.”            “Well that's good to hear. I'm glad that you find pleasure in what you do. I mean, beyond the pleasures of the flesh. My second question is more business related. Do you mind if I return the favor and lick your ass?” The gorgeous escort considered my proposal for a few seconds before responding with “Now what kind of girl would turn down a request like that?” and making her way over to me. Once again, she sat in my lap and I welcomed the heat of her body against mine. Automatically, my penis began to swell and hungrily searched for her lustful center. Sadly, I had to quell my throbbing erection. I still had half an hour of Ms. Valentine's time and I intended to make the most of every second.            “Quick housekeeping notes before you go to town.” she said getting my attention. “If you plan to eat me out as well, do that first and save the ass for last. I'd like to avoid an infection if at all possible.            “Will do madam” I said before twisting around and laying her on the bed. I took a moment to admire her beauty for the second time, secretly wishing that we could be more than just a client and an escort. I knew better than to expect such a thing however. She is simply a woman who's willing to sell her body for profit, and I am just a lowly man who lacks the skill necessary to woo her free of charge. Noticing the telltale signs of procrastination creeping up within me, I seized the moment and kissed my part time lover.            Those soft lips of hers were so exquisite. I tasted the minty freshness of the Listerine on her tongue with a salty aftertaste that was undoubtedly my own spunk and nether hole. For some inexplicable reason, this aroused me even further and I kissed her even deeper. Meanwhile, my hands explored her flesh still slightly covered in pink lingerie, eventually brushing against her hardened nipples. Desire continued to rage within me as I broke our kiss and latched my mouth onto her taut tit and the fabric around it. Suckling and nibbling like a young pup, I devoured her breasts one after the other, my actions drawing out deep moans from my boisterous Bunny. Having had my fill of her perky breasts, I slithered down to the main event that was her womanhood. Moving the material out of the way, my heart rate spiked as I gazed upon her magnificent treasure with sensual excitement. Just before I went down South to experience my first taste of a woman however, a thought struck me.            “Uh, excuse me Ms. Bunny?” I asked coming up from between her legs.            “What is it now?” she said, not even trying to hide her annoyed expression.            “While I'd love to be pleasuring you right now, I literally have no idea how anything works down here. You mind giving me some pointers?”            “My God you are such a dork.” she sighed loudly, throwing her head back on a pillow. A few seconds passed and I started to wonder if I had annoyed her one time too many.            “Sooo, is that a no?” I timidly asked.            “Just shut up and pay attention.” Eunice said before launching into a crash course on the female anatomy. Using her right hand, she began to detail the various parts of her vagina, and how sensitive each part was.            “Start by kissing my inner thighs. It builds up anticipation and will make me wetter faster. From there, give a few gentle licks to the lips.” She rubbed these parts of her body as she spoke, no doubt sending tingles of pleasure throughout her being. “Afterwards, I want you to part the lips like so and slowly push your tongue in as deep as you can.” Watching Eunice pull apart the lips of her vagina was like seeing the gates Heaven being opened. It also sent more blood to my already painful erection. “Once you've substantially excited me, a fleshy nub should reveal itself. That's called the clitoris. It's like the head of your penis only several times more sensitive. When you see it, don't go all crazy. I can only tolerate gentle licks and minor sucking on that area. Anything more than that and I'm liable to smash your skull in. When you've had your fill of my sweet pussy and decide to give my back door some attention, make sure to use your fingers to replace your tongue. Take two or three and slide them in and out of my opening while using your thumb to massage my clitoris like this.” She paused to give me a demonstration; sticking two fingers deep into her moist cavern and pulling them out, bringing with them her delicious scent and a sticky drop of her juices. “You can also work a finger in and out of my asshole like I did to yours. Oh, and if at any point I run my fingers through your hair or try to smother you in between my thighs, it's a sign that you're doing something right. So are you clear on what to do?”            “Yes ma'am.” I answered her, all too eager to follow her instructions.            “Then get to work.” she responded. With all the excitement of a kid in a candy store, I dove back down between her legs.            As she suggested, I started by giving tender kisses to her inner thighs. I took my time, relishing in her scent and enjoying the feel of her pubic hairs rubbing against my bare face. After giving the crevasses of her thighs one last lick, I moved on to her beautiful pussy lips. Lingering in the moment, I slowly ran my fore and middle fingers up and down the soft flesh, slipping the digits inside once or twice and delighting in the feel of the silk like texture. The cat-like purr's and subtle movements of Eunice's body told me that I was on the right track. Having teased her long enough, I followed the next step of her well laid out instructions. Using my thumb and slick fingers, I parted her lips and snaked my tongue deep inside her sweet sticky cunt.            Something in me awakened the instant I tasted Eunice’s warm crude honey. I could feel it in my core, a strange energy and excitement that I had never experienced before. The more I lapped and licked at Ms. Valentine’s flesh, the more this energy flowed through me and the more I lost myself in it. For an instant, just a brief moment in time, I felt as if I had merged with Ms. Valentine; our energies mixing and melding into something completely different. Of course, this could have just been my virgin brain overdosing on whatever chemicals are released when giving oral sex. Either way, I was riding a wave of pure adrenaline and excitement, and the deeper my tongue went, the more these feelings swelled.            Savory flavors saturated my taste buds as my fleshly muscle stretched as far as it could. My dear Eunice shuttered and shivered from my lashings and I could feel her delicate fingers massaging my scalp. While her small convulsions told me that I was doing a good job of following her directions, I wanted more: I wanted to hear her scream. After one final lick, I retracted my tongue from her pleasure pit and dipped my middle finger into her wetness before slowly sliding the slick digit down into her dank hole. The tightened flesh didn’t yield at first, but it soon loosened once I inserted the fingers on my right hand back into Eunice’s soaked pussy. Leaning back a little, I marveled at the wonderful sight. Eunice grinded against my fingers, raising her hips to allow me to drive my digits even deeper. Her face was contorted in a way that was completely alien to me and her nipples seemed to be so stiff that they’d become painful. Looking lower, I saw her damp pubic hairs sticking to my hand. I let the image of her burn into my brain as I planned to replay this moment over and over again for years to come.As I worked my fingers in and out of her tight orifices, I noticed the small nub budding from her pussy – her clitoris I assumed. Remembering her words of warning, I leaned down and gave the bundle of nerves a gentle kiss, flicking my tongue ever so slightly against it. This combined with the steady movement of my fingers coaxed a low growl from Eunice which rapidly grew into the ear piercing scream I was hoping for. Finally bringing her to the edge of orgasm, I decided to push her further. Using my right ring and middle fingers to maintain the stimulation on her clit, I lifted Eunice’s hips, removed my left middle finger, and plunged my tongue deep into her asshole. Much like when she preformed the action on me, it was only a matter of time before a powerful orgasm rushed through her body, rewarding my efforts with more of her delightful screams of pleasure and her thick cream coating my fingers.

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