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"Can you fly this plane and land it?"  - "Surely you can't be serious." - "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." Airplane! (1980)

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?" Hellraiser (1987)

"I'm too old for this."  Lethal Weapon (1987) 

"Inconceivable!" The Princess Bride (1987)

"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!" Coming to America (1988)

"Yippie ki-yay, motherf--ker." Die Hard (1988) 

- "Nice beaver." - "Thank you. I just had it stuffed." - "Let me help you with that." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." They Live (1988)

"You've got me all wrong. You don't know how hard it is being a woman, looking the way I do." - "Yeah, well. You don't know how hard it is being a man, looking at a woman looking the way you do." - "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"Wait'll they get a load of me." Batman (1989)

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious s--t." Back to the Future (1985)

"If you build it, he will come." Field of Dreams (1989)

"You have chosen wisely." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

"I think we should be leaving now." - "Yeah. That's probably a good idea." Pulp Fiction (1994)

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'." The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

"Look what ya did, you little jerk!" Home Alone (1990)

"Did you ever reach a point in your life when you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever gonna look, the best I'm ever gonna feel, the best I'm ever gonna do,' and it ain't that great?" City Slickers (1991)

"Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin'. Just pure pleasure." Kids (1995)

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity." Toy Story (1995)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"Show me the money." Jerry Maguire (1996)

"Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own (1992)

"Get off my plane." Air Force One (1997)

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have." - "Yeah, well, I guess they had it comin.'" - "We all have it comin', kid."  Unforgiven (1992)

"Vanity is definitely my favorite sin." Devil's Advocate (1997)

"Do you like apples?" - "Yeah." - "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"  Good Will Hunting (1997)

"Hail to the king, baby." Army of Darkness (1993)

"I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned." Groundhog Day (1993)

"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

"So you were in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken?" - "Yeah." - "Were you in the s--t?" - "Yeah, I was in the s--t." Rushmore (1998)

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Pulp Fiction (1994)