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We tried to keep it positive. We tried to help people build better lives. But that’s not what people want. People want to be fucking miserable. So we thought “Why not?”. Let’s do it. In this episode of “The Maximus Podcast” your hosts teach you the keys to complete and utter misery in 9 simple steps. They’re easy to follow. So sit back enjoy and prepare to be very, very unhappy. 1. Compare yourself to other people. 2. Complain 3. Make your life way more stressful than it needs to be 4. Learn to hate being alone5. Always say yes to every single request6. Have zero boundaries 7. Surround yourself with idiots8. Read every self-help book some guy recommends and take advice from people on Social media 9. Have affairs and seek emotional validation from othersYou can download the episode on iTunesYou can download it on StitcherYou can download it on SoundcloudTo learn more about Joe Cebula visit his Instagram @joe_cebula If you love our content Join the Inner Circle at www.themaximuspodcast.comWe’d like to thank our sponsors. Visit www.lalo.com and use the code MAXIMUS20 for 20% off Footwear. Visit www.nitorperformance.com and get 20% off with the code MAXIMUSPODCAST