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Does ASR creep you out? We whisper in our intro, but still...ASR is a whole different thing. 

After being really awkward as usual, Honch talks about his adventures of going to the barber shops, and how he is super angry about not finding a real barber shop, especially one that doesn't know that the pole stands for walk-ins, yet it is appointment only. He wants the real experience of going to a barbershop in questionable areas, such as getting his car stolen, and he wants really bad beer, not a coffee. He has resorted to his wife cutting his hair, with the exception of one place.

After Honch discussing his desire for warm beer and a haircut, Jethrow talks about 'cut and run', a new business focused on specialty hair cuts. After D's brain has a glitch, Jethrow talks about homeless game show ideas, giving homeless people $1,000 and a one way ticket to anywhere, sans avocados.

Have you heard of the butt hole tickler? He's a real man that has been terrifying people in their homes, sneaking in and tickling men's butt holes, you would never guess what he looks like (you have to listen). There's also a poop app that helps you identify poop on the streets of San Francisco. Remember to wash your hands.